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It's Canada Day Eve, it's my understanding that it is traditional to leave a jar of maple syrup at the window so Céline Dion sdoesn't come in in the night and eat you!

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Been one of those days where I wish that I had more asses I could tell people to kiss!

I told my sister on the phone: "Look at it this way; you may not like the film, but the new Twilight movie does provide an excellent two-hour window of opportunity for reading your daughter's journal."

OMG - China has blocked Twitter! This will have the net effect of ensuring that over 1.3 billion people will have no idea what Oprah had for lunch!

Tis the season that I get to pretend that I know people's names & give a damn about their kids!

Dad loved the holidays. He'd wear a Santa beard as a merkin, smoke some mistletoe, taste test the Rum for the Fruit Bread in a tumbler, and watch White Christmas over and over in stony/drunken silence.

Still feeding Tiger's pain! I read that "Tiger is ready to quit golf to save his marriage" - I am willing to bet his wife would prefer he quit the adultery!

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an TONED, BOTOX'ED, ARTIFICIALLY preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand - strawberries with whipped cream in the other hand, body
thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO - What a Ride!"